me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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