Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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