I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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