Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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