Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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