She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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