Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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