what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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