Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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