I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Non-Jews are for practice
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
A+ Viking dick
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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