So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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