do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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