this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
it glows. i had to have it.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize