i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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