i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So much rum. So many feels.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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