she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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