So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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