I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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