I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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