physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Randomize
