i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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