This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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