OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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