hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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