Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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