I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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