i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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