remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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