I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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