Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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