You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
