Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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