Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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