You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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