: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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