glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Randomize
