i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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