I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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