dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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