I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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