The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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