So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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