i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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