The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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