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He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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