She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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