Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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