Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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