2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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