But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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