Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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