We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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