Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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